The signs during the apocalypse
Aries: is holed up in their house with all the windows and doors boarded closed and is living off of beans. Wears an eyepatch for no reason
Taurus: shooting everything that moves and probably stealing everybody's shit and hoarding it all in their hideout
Gemini: has literally built a nest in a tree and keeps getting attacked because they keep accidentally setting their guns off and alerting everyone to their position
Cancer: is desperately trying to find a way to shower and refuses to stop and help anyone just for the simple fact that everyone is gross and stinky
Leo: thinks they're a war-hardened veteran and is out constantly looking for a fight. Especially loves hang out in old deserted bars and scrounge for booze
Virgo: has taken up residence in an abandoned prison, complete with a self rigged panic button and booby traps. gets caught in their own traps on a weekly basis and ends up hanging from the ceiling for a few hours
Libra: is commonly referred to as "the pack rat." Only comes out at night to snoop through old stores and malls and often carries their treasure back into the dark hole from whence they came. Sneak level: 1000%
Scorpio: is probably holed up in a old library even though it creeps them tf out. Is commonly seen wearing some kind of new gadget that they've created from their scraps and always seems to get zapped by said gadget, which makes them look twitchy. People generally stay away from these guys
Sagittarius: lives in a literal hole underground. Tends to talk to inanimate objects and has probably taken the fall of humanity the hardest. Is ALWAYS telling jokes that make absolutely no sense to their pets rocks Alfonso and Garret.
Capricorn: desperately trying to maintain normality by rigging up plumbing systems and having elaborate meals that consist of various types of expired canned foods. Very handy but also quite untrusting. Do not approach.
Aquarius: hasn't realized the world has ended. These guys literally left the house, got in the car and drove to the mall only to be amazed by the amount of available prime parking spots. Expect them to be very confused during the entire apocalypse
Pisces: commonly referred to as "the moles." Have banded together to form an elaborate maze of tunnel systems complete with laws and a secret language. They are severely lacking in the weaponry and defense department and often join up with Leo's or Scorpios in order to protect themselves.
[Posted December 20th, 2015 at 4:32 PM]
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  9. ellaxwrites said: LOL ME LITERALLY GOING TO TARGET AFTER THE APOCALYPSE LIKE …”wow so do I just take the rug or wait for someone to ring me up or??? I’ll just do self check out.” AND STILL PAY FOR THE SHIT
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